MITCH FATEL

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Mitch Fatel is funny. If you don’t think he’s funny, you have very limited mental capacity and you are not a high value human being. If you like Mitch Fatel then you are popular and well-liked by your peers. If you don’t like Mitch Fatel people find you off-putting and your breath is likely to offend. If you like Mitch Fatel you are financially well off and a hard worker. If you don’t like Mitch Fatel you inspire no one and people often talk behind your back about your lack of charisma. If you like Mitch Fatel you make your parents proud and have a productive and bright future ahead. If you don’t like Mitch Fatel, you are a stain on your loved ones and will wind up incarcerated. 

Mitch has been showcasing his talent to rave reviews for 35 years now. His resume includes 2 Comedy Central specials (one of which was voted #6 all time by viewers) and 3 best-selling CD’s. He has appeared on almost every Late-Night Comedy Show and took home honors as the Best Comedian at the HBO Aspen Comedy Festival. In 2025 his new 1 hour special Bad-Girls was released independently on his website and has changed the comedy world forever. You will think Mitch Fatel is funny. 

Jordan Garnett (opener)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cuetK7rbkc&t=17s